So....most of my time lately has been spent packing, driving, and overall preparing for my trip to Europe. With all of this going on, I have found myself having a lot of down time. Time to think... and get lost in silly daydreams.
With this being said, the other day while I lost in thought, I decided that it would be awesome if my life was a movie. For several reasons: I would never get in trouble for making unwise decisions, I could do anything I wanted, and I would fall in love and have a perfect love story.
But then...I though about something. I love explosions. So clearly, there has to be a fight scene. Also...a car chase.
So, in my imaginary movie (with me as the lead star, of course) I decided to avoid poisoned apples and lost glass slippers. No princess story for me. I decided I would be the one to save the love of my life (a man)......
He would be my best friend, and something I would do anything for. But he wouldn't realize how much he meant to me, so he would leave me in the dust. And "fall in love" with a female. Well, I would decide that I couldn't live without him and I would bend over backwards to be with him.
But all forces would work against me.
Including his newfound love female. She would be a crazy lunatic. And when she finds out that I'm on my way to be with the one I love the most, she would hire people to get in my way.
Here enters part one: not getting in trouble for unwise decisions. And explosions. I would escape a close call by blowing up a building and walking away like a badass with the building going up in flames behind me. And no one would even say anything. They would just let me walk on by.
Enter phase two: the female lover would call the police force and then would enter the epic car chase. Where I would be the reason 15+ officials cars would be totaled. But remember, my movie. So I won't get in trouble at all. And...I could do whatever I want. Including crossing oceans without ever showing how I did it. Boat or plane?
Then, I would finally see him...after waiting for what seemed like forever. I would walk up to where he is and just not know how to act, because I would have missed him so much... should I be overly excited? Or just play it chill? Then... he would walk out his door, oblivious to me standing there. Then he would see me. And the world would stop.
And of course it would be raining. And it would be the best kissing scene since the notebook.....
Okay, maybe it is a little bit far-fetched. But come on, if everyone's life was a jam packed action thriller love story life would be so much more enjoyable.
But, just like I forced myself to do, think about it. Life really is a jam packed action thriller love story..you just have to be able to recognize that. All this down time I've been having....leads my mind to think too deeply I suppose.
I board a plane in two days!!!! Gosh, I'm so excited.
Until next time,
Barber
"Time is a wonderful way to show us what really matters."
